i'm a....

sometimes this is it.
frizzy hair.
coffee drinker.
yell at my kids.
don't make 7 course dinner evernight (or even every other night)
let my kids eat dirt
let them put everything in their mouth
let them have sugary cereals
don't fix my hair
don't go through my mail everyday
don't clean out my purse (when i get a different one then I clean the old one and then the new one becomes as messy as the old one)
I've let my kids cry themselves to sleep.
I've lost my one of my kids in a mall.
i love ice cream way too much
i put deodarant on because ... well i put deodarant on because maybe I didn't shower that day.
I have empty mascara tubes in each one of my purses.
i like to bake instead of help my kids with homework.
i'm selfish.
i am fear driven, anxiety ridden, psycho sweeper because we have hardwood floors and my baby crawls and walks on them.
i have a cobwebb that is way up high on one of my hanging lights on the second story of my house and it BOTHERS me.
i'm a lemon eater. on EVERYTHING.
im stingy with the tapatio.
sushi is a long lost friend that i just cant get enough of when we are reunited.
im a complainer
i don't drink enough water or
eat enough of the right foods.
im a pack rat. (i advise others to not be but im the biggest one of all)
im a yardsale JUNKIE.
im a thrift store scout.
im a beach bum that loves going to the beach with her kids but wishes she could fall asleep at the beach without worrying about anybody drowning or being kidnapped.
im a smack talker (to my husband... not so much in public anymore)
im sure i'll add more to this list later because im a lister.